“always apologize but never be sorry”
advice I got from a dunkin donuts employee one time (via literallygoth)
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
Hey guys, prom is right around the corner. Make it memorable.
The guys hooked me up with a good looking pineapple for prom. I “sedjuiced” him later
I regret nothing
And that’s how I ended my senior year
Lesson: Never be ashamed to go alone
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Rocket is 6 weeks old today. She is just learning to smile and hold up her head like a pro and she grunts like a little dragon. I passed down my awkward big feet/hands and elf ears to her — she makes me proud of something I used to be so ashamed of. She is my champion.
(Source: iamlightss, via fidiot)